--If there's an argument going on in a neighborhood playgroup I always say, "My kid probably started it".
When I buy shoes for CeCe, I buy several pair. Her record of owning & losing a pair is 30 minutes. We have stIll NEVER found those little shoes!!!
I apologize to the people sitting both in front and behind our family in church. I tell them, "Consider yourself warned. This won't go well. I'd get out while you still can.....God will understand"
When I buy furniture I tell the salesperson to pretend he's selling furniture to the gorilla complex in the zoo. If it won't hold up in there, it won't hold up in my house.
You see, it's just reality. I just expect it, apologize for it before it happens and enjoy the moment. All signs of a realist.
Good news...our life on the farm is no different....
We planted alfalfa and brome grass last spring and got one harvest out of it before fall. However, we hired our farm neighbor to do the baling because we owned no equipment. Well...we had scissors and twine. Over the cold winter months, my husband perused Craigslist and purchased all the equipment needed to bale our own hay. One step closer to being self-sustaining:)
Here's how we ASSUMED it would go:
The process of baling hay starts with four to five days of predicted dry weather. Cutting it is very much like mowing, just with a very large mower and a tractor. Yeah...every boy's dream!!
Once cut, it rests in those beautiful long rows to dry out in the wind & sun. If needed, it can be flipped with another cool tractor-pulled" "boy toy" called a rake. Once it is completely dry, the tractor is hooked to the baler. Yep, coolest toy yet. It picks up the dried stuff, stacks it in those rectangular bales, ties it with twine and spits it out to the ground where we have many unpaid workers throw it onto the hay wagon pulled by another cool tractor!!!!
In a matter of hours, hundreds of small square bales of hay will be stacked and ready for winter feed for horses and cattle. The small bales are easier to store and light enough that one big boy or two little boys can do the feeding chores. This is cutting number one of four for the season. I suspect the excitement and energy going into the inagural cutting will decrease with each cutting until we are begging....or maybe even paying....for laborers:)
Here's how it REALLY went:
We looked ahead at the weather and it looked like we would have three dry days. Hooray!! We went to church Saturday night so cutting could start early Sunday.
The guys pulled out the tractor and the new (to us) cutter....which apparently didn't fit on the tractor's hitch. Trip number ONE to the farm store.
After a few hours, the cutting began! It worked like a charm--other than one section of the cutter that had a broken part. Imagine giving a buzz cut to your boy but leaving one tiny strip of hair on every swipe. Not acceptable in a boy's haircut...not worth the worry in alfalfa cutting.
Once the hay had been cut, there was nothing to do but wait for it to dry.
In a storybook, the sun would stay high
in the sky and bake the cuttings into perfection. In our world, an unexpected rainstorm popped up and rained on the newly cut stuff. UGH!!
After two days of dry hot weather, they guys hooked up the rake and flipped the hay to bake the other side. Not even ONE trip to the farm store....but there was a 30 minute rainstorm as soon as they unhooked the rake from the tractor. No kidding!!
The next week brought rain/sun/rain/sun, blah, blah, blah. They decided to bale the small grass field anyway to get to "know" the new (to us) baler. Because of the less than ideal weather, we knew there was a chance it would be a little wet. Our theme of this year..."Oh Well"!!
It appeared to work like a charm as 50 beautiful bales shot out the back and were lifted onto the new (to us) hay wagon.
The inevitable bad news didn't take long to show up. Three days later the bales were molding! "Oh Well". I found a use for them...that's yet another post.
Finally there was a window of three dry hot days followed by my husband's day off of his real job:):). We had ourselves a PLAN!!! We called in the big boys, I baked a few cakes & planned a big "working men's" lunch for the inagural hay balling day.
I won't take you through the whole day, but there were several trips to the farm store for broken equipment, bales coming out of the baler at 10 pounds rather than 100 pounds, some naughty words coming from the driver of the tractor...all before lunch. It was a quiet lunch with crabby men while they waited for Simon to return from yet another trip to the farm store. NOBODY EVEN WANTED CAKE!!!
They loaded up to try it one more time after lunch but no better outcome. My husband had to do what I call "The Walk of Shame" and call the neighbor man to come bale the hay. Great guy. Great equipment.
Everyone went home except my husband who waited for the neighbor. Joel rode with him in that giant John Deer baler....almost the same as baling your own. Almost.
Oh yeah, it rained on them while they were baling. Seriously.
Great lesson for my kids. I told them real men like Joel swallow their pride, step over their disappointment and do what it takes to get the job done. I instructed my girls to FIND one of those men and demanded my boys to BE one of those men.
All said and done, the giant round bales will be moved by equipment rather than by hands, but animals will be fed using our own feed that hasn't been sprayed or modified in any way. BOOM!!
In my "realist" way, I smiled at Joel, kissed his cheek and said, "Don't quit your day job."